1 00:00:01,250 --> 00:00:02,568 - This isn't about us. 2 00:00:02,652 --> 00:00:03,604 This is about justice. 3 00:00:03,688 --> 00:00:04,972 This is about fairness. 4 00:00:05,056 --> 00:00:07,210 This is about the struggle of the common man 5 00:00:07,294 --> 00:00:09,314 in an easy-come, easy-go world 6 00:00:09,398 --> 00:00:11,352 where people are fickle and faithless. 7 00:00:11,436 --> 00:00:14,091 My unwavering loyalty to you should be recognized. 8 00:00:14,175 --> 00:00:17,214 Nay, it should be celebrated. 9 00:00:21,757 --> 00:00:23,359 - Fine. 10 00:00:24,261 --> 00:00:26,415 But technically, your free 11th coffee 11 00:00:26,499 --> 00:00:28,218 is meant to be a hot product. 12 00:00:28,302 --> 00:00:30,256 - Show me the fine print. 13 00:00:30,340 --> 00:00:32,126 - It's tacitly understood. 14 00:00:32,210 --> 00:00:34,030 - Not by me. [Gasps] 15 00:00:34,114 --> 00:00:35,968 Oh, my God. This is my sister. 16 00:00:36,052 --> 00:00:37,538 - I don't care. 17 00:00:37,622 --> 00:00:40,076 [Upbeat music] 18 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:41,679 - Thank you, Brian. 19 00:00:41,763 --> 00:00:43,483 I'll see you... 20 00:00:43,567 --> 00:00:45,921 Tomorrow. 21 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:50,831 ♪ ♪ 22 00:00:50,915 --> 00:00:52,415 Evie, what are you doing here? 23 00:00:52,418 --> 00:00:54,404 - Well, I'm not back at work until tomorrow, 24 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:56,175 and I need a day to come back down to Earth 25 00:00:56,259 --> 00:00:57,411 after my city break, and I thought, 26 00:00:57,495 --> 00:00:59,045 why not try and catch my big sis 27 00:00:59,097 --> 00:01:00,551 on her coffee break for a little chitchat? 28 00:01:00,635 --> 00:01:03,155 - Can't we chitchat after work in the empty hours? 29 00:01:03,239 --> 00:01:04,959 - What's on today's agenda, then? 30 00:01:05,043 --> 00:01:07,397 - I have a meeting in 45 minutes 31 00:01:07,481 --> 00:01:09,234 about a fossilized shark poo, 32 00:01:09,318 --> 00:01:10,904 and then I have to catch up with my colleagues 33 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:12,941 about leaving perishables in the fridge. 34 00:01:13,025 --> 00:01:14,444 - Wow. Unreal. 35 00:01:14,528 --> 00:01:16,315 - Mm. - The slay never stops. 36 00:01:16,399 --> 00:01:18,520 So do you have time for a quick wander before your meeting? 37 00:01:18,604 --> 00:01:19,956 We could take in the relics of a lost time. 38 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:20,991 - Evie, you said that the museum 39 00:01:21,075 --> 00:01:22,126 smells like old man feet. 40 00:01:22,210 --> 00:01:24,231 - And knowledge, baby. 41 00:01:24,315 --> 00:01:26,669 - What has London done to you? 42 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,607 - Actually, London was incredible. 43 00:01:28,691 --> 00:01:31,178 - I mean, if you don't mind being less than six foot away 44 00:01:31,262 --> 00:01:33,282 from a rat or a banker at any given time. 45 00:01:33,366 --> 00:01:35,052 - Ugh, I don't know what's worse. 46 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:36,188 BOTH: Banker. 47 00:01:36,272 --> 00:01:38,392 - [Gasps] BOTH: Jinx! 48 00:01:38,476 --> 00:01:40,664 [Laughter] 49 00:01:46,492 --> 00:01:48,780 [Bowling pins clatter] 50 00:01:54,308 --> 00:01:57,396 - Oh, this place is amazing. 51 00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:00,280 - You've been here multiple times since we were children. 52 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,273 - Never gets old. 53 00:02:02,357 --> 00:02:04,277 So something happened in London 54 00:02:04,361 --> 00:02:05,714 that I need to talk to you about. 55 00:02:05,798 --> 00:02:07,348 - Something happened in Glasgow. 56 00:02:07,401 --> 00:02:09,387 I had to watch the "Real Housewives" reunion 57 00:02:09,471 --> 00:02:10,422 without you, so there was nobody there 58 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:12,193 to hear my amazing quips. 59 00:02:12,277 --> 00:02:13,530 EVIE: Can't believe you watched it without me. 60 00:02:13,614 --> 00:02:15,567 - You were gone all weekend. - Boo-hoo. 61 00:02:15,651 --> 00:02:18,740 - We can watch it again tonight with my commentary. 62 00:02:18,824 --> 00:02:20,526 - Deal. - Deal. 63 00:02:22,498 --> 00:02:24,184 Evie, why are you actually here? 64 00:02:24,268 --> 00:02:25,721 You're being weird. 65 00:02:25,805 --> 00:02:27,223 - What's wrong with a spontaneous visit 66 00:02:27,307 --> 00:02:29,394 from your loving wee sister? - Hmm. 67 00:02:29,478 --> 00:02:30,931 Last time you showed up here out of the blue, 68 00:02:31,015 --> 00:02:32,367 it's 'cause you burnt your mustache off with Veet 69 00:02:32,451 --> 00:02:34,104 and it got all red and crusty. 70 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:35,707 - At least I tried to deal with my mustache. 71 00:02:35,791 --> 00:02:36,976 - I deal with my mustache. 72 00:02:37,060 --> 00:02:38,212 Three months ago, I tried back-combing it, 73 00:02:38,296 --> 00:02:39,682 and I looked very distinguished. 74 00:02:39,766 --> 00:02:41,335 - Oh. 75 00:02:43,339 --> 00:02:45,126 [Exhales sharply] 76 00:02:45,210 --> 00:02:47,197 Right. Nina? NINA: Hmm? 77 00:02:47,281 --> 00:02:50,286 EVIE: There's something I have to tell you. 78 00:02:51,957 --> 00:02:53,109 - Why aren't you saying anything? 79 00:02:53,193 --> 00:02:55,430 - I'm doing a dramatic pause. 80 00:02:58,536 --> 00:03:00,557 - How long do dramatic pauses last? 81 00:03:00,641 --> 00:03:02,059 - I'm engaged. 82 00:03:02,143 --> 00:03:03,847 - To who? 83 00:03:04,783 --> 00:03:06,586 - Ranesh. - Who? 84 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:09,007 - My partner. 85 00:03:09,091 --> 00:03:11,813 We've just been on a romantic weekend together. 86 00:03:11,897 --> 00:03:14,619 - The TikTok advertising man with the concave arse? 87 00:03:14,703 --> 00:03:16,589 - He's a creative strategist. 88 00:03:16,673 --> 00:03:18,509 And it's only concave in pictures. 89 00:03:19,445 --> 00:03:21,148 He took me up The Shard, Nina. 90 00:03:22,084 --> 00:03:25,423 It was all disgustingly romantic. 91 00:03:28,798 --> 00:03:30,850 OK, this is where you say, "That's amazing news. 92 00:03:30,934 --> 00:03:32,554 I'm so happy for you!" 93 00:03:32,638 --> 00:03:34,090 - It's not amazing news, and I'm not happy for you. 94 00:03:34,174 --> 00:03:35,524 Evie, I'm deeply concerned. 95 00:03:35,544 --> 00:03:36,829 You've only known this man for six weeks. 96 00:03:36,913 --> 00:03:38,613 That's not enough time. - Says who? 97 00:03:38,684 --> 00:03:40,036 - [Forcefully] Evie, you've had thrush 98 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,923 that lasted longer than six weeks! 99 00:03:46,633 --> 00:03:49,083 - [Whispering] It wasn't thrush; I was just itchy. 100 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:52,360 - We went through so much natural yogurt, Evie. 101 00:03:52,444 --> 00:03:59,444 ♪ ♪ 102 00:04:02,732 --> 00:04:05,654 - What about Ranesh making a casual appearance 103 00:04:05,738 --> 00:04:07,575 at Tuesday night dinner tomorrow? 104 00:04:08,309 --> 00:04:09,528 All just really casual. 105 00:04:09,612 --> 00:04:11,950 - Takeaway Tuesday is sacred, Evie. 106 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:16,408 You said you would never get married. 107 00:04:16,492 --> 00:04:18,345 - Did I? Hmm. 108 00:04:18,429 --> 00:04:20,183 It's really just an excuse for a big fat party. 109 00:04:20,267 --> 00:04:21,619 - Yeah, except it's not just a big party. 110 00:04:21,703 --> 00:04:23,021 It's the morning after the party 111 00:04:23,105 --> 00:04:24,258 and it's the morning after that 112 00:04:24,342 --> 00:04:25,560 and then the morning after that. 113 00:04:25,644 --> 00:04:27,029 How can you spend the rest of your life 114 00:04:27,113 --> 00:04:28,600 with somebody you've only known for six weeks? 115 00:04:28,684 --> 00:04:30,704 - I know this all seems crazy to you, right. 116 00:04:30,788 --> 00:04:32,988 But when you are wildly in love with someone, 117 00:04:33,026 --> 00:04:34,611 you just start to realize that nothing 118 00:04:34,695 --> 00:04:36,314 anyone else thinks matters. 119 00:04:36,398 --> 00:04:38,720 We're just, like, walking on this knife edge, 120 00:04:38,804 --> 00:04:41,854 and we just have to keep going 'cause if we don't, we'll fall. 121 00:04:41,877 --> 00:04:45,132 - Evie, that sounds horrendous and painful. 122 00:04:45,216 --> 00:04:48,071 - I've never felt this way, Nina. 123 00:04:48,155 --> 00:04:49,424 He's my person. 124 00:04:50,193 --> 00:04:51,646 - Ugh. 125 00:04:51,730 --> 00:04:54,251 Bet Mum and Dad are not gonna be happy about this. 126 00:04:54,335 --> 00:04:55,386 [Cork pops] ADE: [laughs] 127 00:04:55,470 --> 00:04:56,656 We're so happy about this. 128 00:04:56,740 --> 00:04:58,125 EVIE: Now, we know that it's soon, 129 00:04:58,209 --> 00:05:00,964 but we're thinking summer wedding. 130 00:05:01,048 --> 00:05:02,400 - Lovely. 131 00:05:02,484 --> 00:05:03,584 - That's it? ADE: What? 132 00:05:03,587 --> 00:05:05,139 - She's marrying some man 133 00:05:05,223 --> 00:05:06,441 that none of us have ever met, 134 00:05:06,525 --> 00:05:07,912 and that's all you're gonna say? 135 00:05:07,996 --> 00:05:10,718 Dad, what if he chokes women at the weekend? 136 00:05:10,802 --> 00:05:12,186 - Does he choke women on the weekend? 137 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:14,124 - No! He's in a feminist book group. 138 00:05:14,208 --> 00:05:15,461 - Well, there you are. - [Sighs] 139 00:05:15,545 --> 00:05:16,963 - We'd only known each other six months 140 00:05:17,047 --> 00:05:18,047 when we got married. 141 00:05:18,115 --> 00:05:19,515 - Yes, but that was in 1986, 142 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:21,238 when everybody was stupid and you thought 143 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:23,342 that the feathered mullet was an all right hairstyle for men. 144 00:05:23,426 --> 00:05:25,714 - [Sighs] I loved my feathered mullet. 145 00:05:25,798 --> 00:05:28,252 - Oh, and he's never looked so good. 146 00:05:28,336 --> 00:05:30,724 - He looked like Princess Diana. 147 00:05:30,808 --> 00:05:33,162 - How long did Romeo and Juliet know each other 148 00:05:33,246 --> 00:05:34,732 before they got married? 149 00:05:34,816 --> 00:05:35,834 24 hours? 150 00:05:35,918 --> 00:05:36,918 - They were pretend, 151 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,573 and then they killed themselves. 152 00:05:38,657 --> 00:05:42,046 - Our son-in-law, a creative strategist. 153 00:05:42,130 --> 00:05:43,550 - What does that mean? 154 00:05:43,634 --> 00:05:45,621 - Well, it means that finally, 155 00:05:45,705 --> 00:05:48,960 this family has got something to celebrate. 156 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:50,329 - Mother. 157 00:05:50,413 --> 00:05:51,599 I have three degrees. 158 00:05:51,683 --> 00:05:53,202 I am a research assistant 159 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:54,839 in the paleontology department. 160 00:05:54,923 --> 00:05:56,509 Do you know how many positions there are 161 00:05:56,593 --> 00:05:58,529 for paleontologists in Glasgow? 162 00:05:59,264 --> 00:06:00,483 - Eh... - There's seven. 163 00:06:00,567 --> 00:06:01,719 There's seven, and I am one of them. 164 00:06:01,803 --> 00:06:03,222 - Darling, I didn't mean that... 165 00:06:03,306 --> 00:06:04,257 - You're a force of nature, Nina. 166 00:06:04,341 --> 00:06:05,760 - You're an inspiration. 167 00:06:05,844 --> 00:06:07,096 ADE: The dinosaurs are lucky to have you. 168 00:06:07,180 --> 00:06:08,499 Anyway, let's talk venue. 169 00:06:08,583 --> 00:06:10,033 DIANE: And what will you wear? 170 00:06:10,053 --> 00:06:11,705 - We just want to keep things super simple, 171 00:06:11,789 --> 00:06:13,476 so I'm thinking I'll wear something like 172 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:15,446 a secondhand pantsuit. 173 00:06:15,530 --> 00:06:16,750 Because the wedding industrial complex 174 00:06:16,834 --> 00:06:18,285 is predatory capitalism, you know. 175 00:06:18,369 --> 00:06:19,655 DIANE: Oh. 176 00:06:19,739 --> 00:06:22,928 If this is about money, sweet pea, 177 00:06:23,012 --> 00:06:24,698 your dad and me, we've got a wee bit of money 178 00:06:24,782 --> 00:06:28,305 set aside for the conservatory, so... 179 00:06:28,389 --> 00:06:31,411 - Oh, guys, that is amazing news, 180 00:06:31,495 --> 00:06:34,551 because I have had my eye on the most beautiful 181 00:06:34,635 --> 00:06:38,826 designer...simple pantsuit. 182 00:06:38,910 --> 00:06:41,348 - And what about my wedding fund? 183 00:06:42,952 --> 00:06:45,206 - Y-you don't do relationships, Nina. 184 00:06:45,290 --> 00:06:47,010 ADE: You're independent, like Cher. 185 00:06:47,094 --> 00:06:48,278 - Fine, then. 186 00:06:48,362 --> 00:06:50,817 I would like a party of equal value 187 00:06:50,901 --> 00:06:53,789 to celebrate all of my many great accomplishments. 188 00:06:53,873 --> 00:06:55,158 - [Laughs] DIANE: Oh. 189 00:06:55,242 --> 00:06:57,263 Oh, you're the sensible one. 190 00:06:57,347 --> 00:07:01,204 You don't just plunge into any crazy old scheme. 191 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:02,674 [Laughs] 192 00:07:02,758 --> 00:07:04,478 - You think this wedding's crazy? 193 00:07:04,562 --> 00:07:05,914 - Yes! DIANE AND ADE: No! 194 00:07:05,998 --> 00:07:07,484 - What'd I miss? [Music playing over earbuds] 195 00:07:07,568 --> 00:07:09,387 - Evie's gonna bankrupt Mum and Dad. 196 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:11,157 - What else is new? 197 00:07:11,241 --> 00:07:13,028 - We know you'll miss your sister, Nina. 198 00:07:13,112 --> 00:07:19,427 DIANE: But things won't be all that different. - It's just, everyone's acting like 199 00:07:19,511 --> 00:07:21,500 getting engaged is some sort of big achievement. 200 00:07:21,584 --> 00:07:22,870 You know that Rose West was married? 201 00:07:22,954 --> 00:07:24,105 And she was a murderer. 202 00:07:24,189 --> 00:07:25,742 Why am I the only person who thinks 203 00:07:25,826 --> 00:07:28,013 this is a terrible, terrible idea? 204 00:07:28,097 --> 00:07:29,751 - Because you've eaten Wheat Puffs for breakfast 205 00:07:29,835 --> 00:07:31,186 every single day of your life. 206 00:07:31,270 --> 00:07:32,589 - And? 207 00:07:32,673 --> 00:07:34,494 - You're the most risk-averse person on the planet. 208 00:07:34,578 --> 00:07:36,078 - If I know I like Wheat Puffs, 209 00:07:36,147 --> 00:07:38,468 why would I try other breakfast foods? 210 00:07:38,552 --> 00:07:39,837 - Why are you so surprised about this? 211 00:07:39,921 --> 00:07:41,306 This is classic Evie. 212 00:07:41,390 --> 00:07:42,743 Everything she's ever done has suggested 213 00:07:42,827 --> 00:07:44,379 that this will one day happen. 214 00:07:44,463 --> 00:07:45,949 What, did you think you were just gonna become 215 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:47,833 two old ladies in that flat together? 216 00:07:52,512 --> 00:07:55,300 - I just don't see what the big rush is. 217 00:07:55,384 --> 00:07:56,871 - Love makes people stupid. 218 00:07:56,955 --> 00:07:58,341 - Mm. 219 00:07:58,425 --> 00:07:59,978 - Oh, fuck! 220 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:02,298 I forgot to charge Hilda's crystals. 221 00:08:03,602 --> 00:08:04,987 [Groans] 222 00:08:05,071 --> 00:08:07,292 - Bo, if your girlfriend is so bad, 223 00:08:07,376 --> 00:08:09,262 why don't you just get a better one? 224 00:08:09,346 --> 00:08:10,932 - Mm, much to think about, Nina. 225 00:08:11,016 --> 00:08:13,270 Thank you. - You're welcome. 226 00:08:13,354 --> 00:08:16,443 - Look, the point is, Lurch, things are going to change. 227 00:08:16,527 --> 00:08:17,713 So how are you gonna ever accept 228 00:08:17,797 --> 00:08:18,997 Evie's crazy stupid love 229 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:20,586 if you won't even try Cheerios? 230 00:08:20,670 --> 00:08:23,825 - I don't eat foods with holes, so the point is moot. 231 00:08:23,909 --> 00:08:26,531 [Lizzie Reid's "Warpaint"] 232 00:08:29,453 --> 00:08:32,543 LIZZIE REID: ♪ Some kind of chest pain ♪ 233 00:08:32,627 --> 00:08:35,982 ♪ ♪ 234 00:08:36,066 --> 00:08:39,155 ♪ Slipped into my drink last night ♪ 235 00:08:39,239 --> 00:08:40,291 SHANE: Don't let me see you put feathers 236 00:08:40,375 --> 00:08:41,627 on that dinosaur, mate. 237 00:08:41,711 --> 00:08:42,729 I know, I know. 238 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:43,765 The evidence is undeniable. 239 00:08:43,849 --> 00:08:44,999 Dinosaurs had feathers. 240 00:08:45,051 --> 00:08:48,140 But the people, they like scales. 241 00:08:48,224 --> 00:08:49,611 They don't like feathers. 242 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:51,079 Dinos are scary, 243 00:08:51,163 --> 00:08:52,348 OK, and feathers, they're... 244 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:53,785 Uh, you know, they're cute. 245 00:08:53,869 --> 00:08:55,856 They're "Paw Patrol." They're Elton John. Yeah? 246 00:08:55,940 --> 00:08:57,325 Basically, feathers aren't scary. 247 00:08:57,409 --> 00:08:59,597 Did you catch my drift? 248 00:08:59,681 --> 00:09:01,534 That's my guy. 249 00:09:01,618 --> 00:09:02,720 Grr. 250 00:09:04,758 --> 00:09:06,342 [Fingers snap] 251 00:09:06,426 --> 00:09:07,963 Nina. 252 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:14,042 Nina. 253 00:09:14,543 --> 00:09:15,746 Nina. 254 00:09:16,414 --> 00:09:17,499 NINA: [clears throat] SHANE: While I've got you, 255 00:09:17,583 --> 00:09:18,502 can I grab a tight five? 256 00:09:18,586 --> 00:09:19,720 - Yeah. 257 00:09:22,526 --> 00:09:25,983 - Once again, Nina, we've had...a few comments. 258 00:09:26,067 --> 00:09:28,170 - Nice comments? 259 00:09:29,239 --> 00:09:31,193 - So this is just a... A gentle reminder 260 00:09:31,277 --> 00:09:32,963 that we avoid telling children that it should be 261 00:09:33,047 --> 00:09:35,000 Cretaceous Park, not Jurassic. 262 00:09:35,084 --> 00:09:36,604 OK, the people have this image of scientists 263 00:09:36,688 --> 00:09:39,577 as these shy nerds in glasses and white coats. 264 00:09:39,661 --> 00:09:41,981 But...we're so much more than that, right? 265 00:09:42,065 --> 00:09:43,383 - Yeah. SHANE: So when you insist 266 00:09:43,467 --> 00:09:45,054 that a T. rex could crunch Granny's spine 267 00:09:45,138 --> 00:09:46,438 like a midmorning cracker, 268 00:09:46,474 --> 00:09:49,095 it fits with this totally wrong narrative 269 00:09:49,179 --> 00:09:51,734 of scientists as antisocial, 270 00:09:51,818 --> 00:09:54,072 rigid, and a bit autistic. 271 00:09:54,156 --> 00:09:55,408 - But I am. 272 00:09:55,492 --> 00:09:57,111 - Yeah, but I'm saying we're not that. 273 00:09:57,195 --> 00:09:58,247 - Oh, no, I'm saying I am that. 274 00:09:58,331 --> 00:09:59,532 - No, I mean... 275 00:10:03,308 --> 00:10:04,827 [Chuckles nervously] Y-you're autistic. 276 00:10:04,911 --> 00:10:06,664 Yes, of course. 277 00:10:06,748 --> 00:10:08,017 - Mm-hmm. 278 00:10:08,852 --> 00:10:10,656 I'm pretty sure Declan is too. 279 00:10:17,703 --> 00:10:18,654 - Mm. 280 00:10:18,738 --> 00:10:20,457 [Fingers snapping] Um...[sighs] 281 00:10:20,541 --> 00:10:22,930 Um, you gonna come team bowling tonight, Nina? 282 00:10:23,014 --> 00:10:24,099 - No. DECLAN: No. 283 00:10:24,183 --> 00:10:25,501 Nina's got her routine. 284 00:10:25,585 --> 00:10:27,673 She has dinner with her sister on Tuesday. 285 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:30,210 NINA: It's takeaway Tuesday at our flat. 286 00:10:30,294 --> 00:10:31,648 And I don't go bowling 287 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:34,118 because it's full of sweaty people making noise. 288 00:10:34,202 --> 00:10:35,622 And I don't share shoes with strangers, 289 00:10:35,706 --> 00:10:37,826 and I don't put my fingers in bowling ball holes. 290 00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:40,582 It's full of fungus, Shane. It's disgusting. 291 00:10:41,316 --> 00:10:42,716 - Right, well, uh, you know, 292 00:10:42,787 --> 00:10:45,108 not everyone lives in the fast lane like us, 293 00:10:45,192 --> 00:10:47,278 eh, Declan? 294 00:10:47,362 --> 00:10:50,284 [Light music] 295 00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:54,560 Pull it together, Shane. 296 00:10:54,644 --> 00:11:01,206 ♪ ♪ 297 00:11:01,290 --> 00:11:03,578 CUSTOMER: Thanks very much. Cheers. 298 00:11:03,662 --> 00:11:07,919 ♪ ♪ 299 00:11:08,003 --> 00:11:09,657 - You're not the coffee man. 300 00:11:09,741 --> 00:11:13,531 - Uh...I...I think I am. [Chuckles] 301 00:11:13,615 --> 00:11:15,569 Am I not? 302 00:11:15,653 --> 00:11:17,873 Oh, you're...you're, um... You're talking about Brian. 303 00:11:17,957 --> 00:11:19,209 Yeah, he left. 304 00:11:19,293 --> 00:11:21,580 There's a new coffee sheriff in town. 305 00:11:21,664 --> 00:11:22,700 [Chuckles] 306 00:11:25,505 --> 00:11:26,774 Me. 307 00:11:27,810 --> 00:11:29,710 - Could I have a filter coffee, please? 308 00:11:30,115 --> 00:11:33,303 - Oh, do you know what would go really well with this? 309 00:11:33,387 --> 00:11:36,343 Our new breakfast biscotti. 310 00:11:36,427 --> 00:11:39,683 Start your day with a crunch. [Chuckles] 311 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,386 - I can't eat double-baked biscuits. 312 00:11:41,470 --> 00:11:43,825 I've got delicate gums. 313 00:11:43,909 --> 00:11:45,261 - Very wise. 314 00:11:45,345 --> 00:11:47,866 I mean, I like to live on the edge, you know, 315 00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:50,672 but...but not everyone is, uh, into that kind of lifestyle. 316 00:11:50,756 --> 00:11:54,212 - No, it's not a lifestyle for people with vertigo. 317 00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:55,632 - That's a good point. 318 00:11:56,768 --> 00:11:58,420 How's your day going? 319 00:11:58,504 --> 00:12:00,525 - My sister's marrying some concave-arsed Tinder guy 320 00:12:00,609 --> 00:12:01,927 she's only known for six weeks, 321 00:12:02,011 --> 00:12:04,061 and my parents think it's a brilliant idea 322 00:12:04,116 --> 00:12:05,368 'cause they lack critical thinking skills, 323 00:12:05,452 --> 00:12:08,174 and I've lost my favorite pen. 324 00:12:08,258 --> 00:12:10,110 - Six weeks? 325 00:12:10,194 --> 00:12:12,348 That's...that's mental. 326 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,352 What if he, um... 327 00:12:14,436 --> 00:12:15,836 Chokes women at the weekend? 328 00:12:15,872 --> 00:12:17,525 - That's what I said. 329 00:12:17,609 --> 00:12:21,199 - What's this... Concave-arsed lad like, then? 330 00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:22,435 - I don't know. 331 00:12:22,519 --> 00:12:23,669 - You've never met him? 332 00:12:23,688 --> 00:12:25,074 - No. 333 00:12:25,158 --> 00:12:26,276 - But you know you don't like him. 334 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,280 - Yes. LEE: Right. 335 00:12:28,364 --> 00:12:32,021 This...might be out of line, but, um... 336 00:12:32,105 --> 00:12:36,362 And I'm sure he's the... Worst man in the world. 337 00:12:36,446 --> 00:12:37,833 Don't get me wrong, but... 338 00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:39,553 Ah! 339 00:12:41,056 --> 00:12:43,360 I like to give people a chance. [Chuckles] 340 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:50,307 Hey, um, I'm... - I'm just the guy that makes the coffee, so... 341 00:12:56,153 --> 00:12:57,506 - Could you make mine, please? 342 00:12:57,590 --> 00:12:59,042 - Yes. Yeah. 343 00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:01,212 [Coffee pours] 344 00:13:01,296 --> 00:13:04,119 [soft dramatic music] 345 00:13:04,203 --> 00:13:07,058 [register beeping] 346 00:13:07,142 --> 00:13:08,126 Thanks. 347 00:13:08,210 --> 00:13:09,864 - Thank you, Sheriff. 348 00:13:09,948 --> 00:13:11,900 - Oh, that's...that's... 349 00:13:11,984 --> 00:13:12,936 Good. 350 00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:20,020 ♪ ♪ 351 00:13:34,129 --> 00:13:36,016 [Mozart's "Dies Irae"] 352 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:39,022 [choir singing in Latin] 353 00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:48,440 - Here it comes. [Laughs] 354 00:13:48,524 --> 00:13:49,610 Huh? EVIE: Mmm! 355 00:13:49,694 --> 00:13:50,912 - How's that? - Oh, my gosh. 356 00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:54,185 - Yeah? - Ranesh, that's delicious! 357 00:13:54,269 --> 00:13:55,454 - [Laughs] 358 00:13:55,538 --> 00:13:56,958 - Sure, it is, Nina. 359 00:13:57,042 --> 00:13:58,728 [Operatic music playing] 360 00:13:58,812 --> 00:14:00,230 - Oh, please. 361 00:14:00,314 --> 00:14:01,700 It's just a rustic peasant dish 362 00:14:01,784 --> 00:14:04,840 that I picked up during my summer in Firenze. 363 00:14:04,924 --> 00:14:10,384 ♪ ♪ 364 00:14:10,468 --> 00:14:13,423 - I love pasta with tomato sauce. 365 00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:15,629 It's a great combination. 366 00:14:15,713 --> 00:14:17,448 - Samesies. [Chuckles] 367 00:14:18,819 --> 00:14:21,039 - Oh, I'm just gonna, um, check on something 368 00:14:21,123 --> 00:14:22,041 in the other room. 369 00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:23,210 [Ranesh and Evie chuckle] 370 00:14:27,135 --> 00:14:28,771 - [Clears throat] 371 00:14:30,642 --> 00:14:32,044 So... 372 00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:35,768 - Here we are. [Both chuckle nervously] 373 00:14:35,852 --> 00:14:38,006 Oh, Evie mentioned that you've got autism, 374 00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:39,643 which is obviously super cool. 375 00:14:39,727 --> 00:14:42,516 - Don't say it. - Autism is a superpower. 376 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,486 Hmm, a guy from uni had a bit of it, 377 00:14:44,570 --> 00:14:47,425 and he was on "Countdown." 378 00:14:47,509 --> 00:14:48,561 - Did he win? 379 00:14:48,645 --> 00:14:50,197 - He died shortly after. 380 00:14:50,281 --> 00:14:52,719 But he did win a conundrum. 381 00:14:53,622 --> 00:14:55,007 Neens... - Nina. 382 00:14:55,091 --> 00:14:58,447 - I'd hate for there to be a... Chasm between us. 383 00:14:58,531 --> 00:14:59,684 The bond between two sisters, 384 00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:01,419 well, it's a holy thing, isn't it? 385 00:15:01,503 --> 00:15:02,853 - Hmm. RANESH: And as a man, 386 00:15:02,873 --> 00:15:04,894 I couldn't even begin to understand it. 387 00:15:04,978 --> 00:15:07,298 And then here's me just coming in here, 388 00:15:07,382 --> 00:15:09,001 ripping your best friend away from you. 389 00:15:09,085 --> 00:15:11,741 But nothing is gonna change. 390 00:15:11,825 --> 00:15:13,209 - Yeah, I know that. EVIE: Not talking about me, 391 00:15:13,293 --> 00:15:16,216 are we? [Ranesh and Evie chuckle] 392 00:15:22,012 --> 00:15:23,631 - So... 393 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:26,068 How did this transpire? 394 00:15:26,152 --> 00:15:27,137 - Mm, I'm glad you asked. 395 00:15:27,221 --> 00:15:28,339 [Chuckles] - Cool. 396 00:15:28,423 --> 00:15:29,910 - Finding love in a Tinder age 397 00:15:29,994 --> 00:15:31,279 is a miracle, Neens. 398 00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:32,348 - Nina. RANESH: All these girls 399 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,718 describe themselves 400 00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,454 as artsy and cultured on their profiles. 401 00:15:35,538 --> 00:15:37,726 Then all they want to talk about is reality TV. 402 00:15:37,810 --> 00:15:40,565 - Hmm, Evie's often remarked on the mindlessness 403 00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:42,649 of reality television, haven't you, Evie? 404 00:15:42,686 --> 00:15:44,086 - Evie has taught me so much 405 00:15:44,089 --> 00:15:45,989 about the importance of female stories. 406 00:15:45,992 --> 00:15:47,746 - Yeah, it's good when women talk in films. 407 00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:49,950 - Our connection on that first date was instant. 408 00:15:50,034 --> 00:15:52,884 We went to see a...a feminist poetry slam at the bandstand. 409 00:15:52,907 --> 00:15:54,860 - Fun. - Then we stayed so late 410 00:15:54,944 --> 00:15:57,197 and danced all night. [Ranesh and Evie laugh] 411 00:15:57,281 --> 00:15:58,868 Everybody looked at us, didn't they, babe? 412 00:15:58,952 --> 00:16:00,972 - But we didn't even care. - We didn't even care. 413 00:16:01,056 --> 00:16:02,107 - No, I bet you didn't. 414 00:16:02,191 --> 00:16:03,778 - And then when she turned up to London 415 00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,715 in just a torn pair of jeans with no makeup bag, 416 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,451 I thought to myself, yeah, 417 00:16:07,535 --> 00:16:09,807 there she is, my person. 418 00:16:10,809 --> 00:16:13,063 Together we can move and shake the world. 419 00:16:13,147 --> 00:16:14,064 [Chuckles] 420 00:16:14,148 --> 00:16:15,668 It is crazy quick, Neens. 421 00:16:15,752 --> 00:16:17,906 You're not wrong about that. But... 422 00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:19,777 - If you don't take any risks... 423 00:16:19,861 --> 00:16:22,716 - How do you know you're even alive? 424 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,986 - [Whispering] 'Cause you're breathing. 425 00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:27,057 [Evie chuckles] 426 00:16:27,141 --> 00:16:28,227 Nope. 427 00:16:28,311 --> 00:16:29,262 EVIE: What are you doing? 428 00:16:29,346 --> 00:16:30,431 - I'm gonna take a risk. 429 00:16:30,515 --> 00:16:31,633 - You're leaving? 430 00:16:31,717 --> 00:16:33,638 - Yes, sis! We love to see it. 431 00:16:33,722 --> 00:16:35,190 - No. - Don't. 432 00:16:36,393 --> 00:16:38,681 You can't just go, Nina. [Chuckles] 433 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,384 We're literally eating the food of Firenze. 434 00:16:40,468 --> 00:16:42,723 - We're supposed to be eating the food of takeaway Tuesday. 435 00:16:42,807 --> 00:16:43,991 RANESH: No, no, Evie. 436 00:16:44,075 --> 00:16:45,828 No, no, she is embracing her new self, 437 00:16:45,912 --> 00:16:48,835 Entering her new era. She's self-actualizing. 438 00:16:48,919 --> 00:16:50,370 We should let her go. EVIE: Where are you even going? 439 00:16:50,454 --> 00:16:52,007 NINA: I'm gonna go bowling with my work colleagues 440 00:16:52,091 --> 00:16:53,478 like a normal person, and nobody can stop me. 441 00:16:53,562 --> 00:16:54,813 - No, you're not! 442 00:16:54,897 --> 00:16:56,049 You hate putting your fingers in the holes. 443 00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:57,652 - Yes, well, Evie, sometimes we have 444 00:16:57,736 --> 00:17:00,224 to stick our fingers in holes we don't like. 445 00:17:00,308 --> 00:17:01,928 - Uh, Nina, 446 00:17:02,012 --> 00:17:03,931 you'll have to wear the bowling shoes. 447 00:17:04,015 --> 00:17:05,100 They'll make you. 448 00:17:05,184 --> 00:17:06,269 - I don't care. 449 00:17:06,353 --> 00:17:07,805 It's time I did my own thing. 450 00:17:07,889 --> 00:17:10,044 - OK. Well, obviously, I'll support you. 451 00:17:10,128 --> 00:17:11,480 - Thank you. EVIE: Because women should 452 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:12,515 always support other women. 453 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:13,718 - Mm-hmm. - No matter what. 454 00:17:13,802 --> 00:17:16,122 - Yes. Peace out. 455 00:17:16,206 --> 00:17:19,696 ♪ ♪ 456 00:17:19,780 --> 00:17:21,900 - Well, she has completely lost it. 457 00:17:21,984 --> 00:17:22,969 - Hmm. 458 00:17:23,053 --> 00:17:24,940 I just want to say how honored I am 459 00:17:25,024 --> 00:17:27,479 to be included in such a vulnerable conversation 460 00:17:27,563 --> 00:17:29,483 between two sisters. 461 00:17:29,567 --> 00:17:31,419 [Chuckles] Come on, I'll show you. 462 00:17:31,503 --> 00:17:32,421 NINA: [chuckles] 463 00:17:32,505 --> 00:17:34,192 - It's three spins, 464 00:17:34,276 --> 00:17:35,726 just like the Italians do it. 465 00:17:35,779 --> 00:17:38,216 - Ooh! - There you go. Perfection. 466 00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:45,531 - I want to wear my own shoes. 467 00:17:49,606 --> 00:17:50,942 But... 468 00:17:55,853 --> 00:17:58,941 [Twangy electric guitar music] 469 00:18:01,229 --> 00:18:05,220 [Arcade games dinging, coins clattering] 470 00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:13,203 - Oh, Nina, over here! 471 00:18:13,287 --> 00:18:14,506 Nina, we're here. 472 00:18:14,590 --> 00:18:17,311 You've finally come along. [Chuckles] 473 00:18:17,395 --> 00:18:18,647 Get stuck in. 474 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,350 ROXANNE: Excuse me, Shane. 475 00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:21,720 As per our booking form, 476 00:18:21,804 --> 00:18:23,858 all players have to wear bowling shoes. 477 00:18:23,942 --> 00:18:25,595 - I don't wear bowling shoes. 478 00:18:25,679 --> 00:18:28,033 - Yeah, i-if Nina doesn't want to wear bowling shoes, Roxanne, 479 00:18:28,117 --> 00:18:30,567 that's, like, you know, totally OK with all of us. 480 00:18:30,622 --> 00:18:32,174 - I looked it up, and in every other 481 00:18:32,258 --> 00:18:33,343 bowling alley in the world, 482 00:18:33,427 --> 00:18:34,927 a flat-soled shoe will suffice. 483 00:18:34,997 --> 00:18:37,217 - It might be a different story in other bowling alleys. 484 00:18:37,301 --> 00:18:38,821 But here at Bowling four U, 485 00:18:38,905 --> 00:18:40,591 when we bowl, so help me God, 486 00:18:40,675 --> 00:18:41,994 we wear bowling shoes. 487 00:18:42,078 --> 00:18:44,265 - I'm sorry, Nina. Roxanne's right. 488 00:18:44,349 --> 00:18:45,535 I mean, I'd let you. 489 00:18:45,619 --> 00:18:48,290 But it's these pesky rules. Grr. 490 00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:54,837 - I'm gonna fight zombies. 491 00:18:56,674 --> 00:18:58,093 [Weapons blasting, zombies growling] 492 00:18:58,177 --> 00:18:59,797 - Did you know they actually use these games 493 00:18:59,881 --> 00:19:02,000 to scout for government assassins? 494 00:19:02,084 --> 00:19:05,074 - Jesus, Declan, announce yourself. 495 00:19:05,158 --> 00:19:07,211 Gun up. 496 00:19:07,295 --> 00:19:10,652 - I thought you had takeaways with your sister on Tuesdays. 497 00:19:10,736 --> 00:19:11,854 - Yeah, that's what I thought. 498 00:19:11,938 --> 00:19:13,691 And then I had to meet Ranesh. 499 00:19:13,775 --> 00:19:14,993 And I didn't want to meet Ranesh 500 00:19:15,077 --> 00:19:16,295 because I thought he was gonna be annoying. 501 00:19:16,379 --> 00:19:17,565 And then I met Ranesh, and it turns out, 502 00:19:17,649 --> 00:19:18,901 he is annoying. 503 00:19:18,985 --> 00:19:20,270 And he's ruined Tuesday night takeaway 504 00:19:20,354 --> 00:19:21,941 with his pasta from Firenze. 505 00:19:22,025 --> 00:19:23,276 And...and everything's changed 506 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:25,614 because Evie wants to walk on a knife edge. 507 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,748 And since I've been forced against my will 508 00:19:27,802 --> 00:19:29,221 to find a new activity for a Tuesday night, 509 00:19:29,305 --> 00:19:30,891 I decided to come bowling, 510 00:19:30,975 --> 00:19:33,864 where I'm being told I have to wear shoes full of disease. 511 00:19:33,948 --> 00:19:36,302 - Bowling shoes are full of disease. 512 00:19:36,386 --> 00:19:37,839 You're right about that. 513 00:19:37,923 --> 00:19:39,542 - If you agree that bowling shoes are disgusting, 514 00:19:39,626 --> 00:19:41,212 why do you come here? 515 00:19:41,296 --> 00:19:44,820 - Gemma wants me to put myself forward more at work. 516 00:19:44,904 --> 00:19:46,022 - Who's Gemma? 517 00:19:46,106 --> 00:19:48,961 - Gemma, my wife of 23 years. 518 00:19:49,045 --> 00:19:50,196 - Oh. 519 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,167 - Anyway, I like bowling. And I'm good at it. 520 00:19:52,251 --> 00:19:54,773 It's my flexible elbows. [Chuckles] 521 00:19:54,857 --> 00:19:56,376 - Evie said I wouldn't be able to bowl. 522 00:19:56,460 --> 00:19:58,881 And she's right. 523 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,319 - People like to put things in boxes. 524 00:20:01,403 --> 00:20:02,889 Look at Shane. 525 00:20:02,973 --> 00:20:05,173 Can't even accept that dinosaurs had feathers 526 00:20:05,210 --> 00:20:07,710 'cause he doesn't remember it from "Jurassic Park." 527 00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,268 But look at you. 528 00:20:09,352 --> 00:20:12,152 Nobody thought you'd never come to team-building bowling. 529 00:20:12,191 --> 00:20:13,109 But here you are. 530 00:20:13,193 --> 00:20:15,982 You're a dinosaur with feathers. 531 00:20:16,066 --> 00:20:18,419 PERSON: Good shot. 532 00:20:18,503 --> 00:20:21,793 [Zombies growling] 533 00:20:21,877 --> 00:20:23,764 - The people we love won't ever understand 534 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,935 how hard it can be to do these things. 535 00:20:26,019 --> 00:20:28,507 But we do them anyway. 536 00:20:28,591 --> 00:20:30,611 For them. 537 00:20:30,695 --> 00:20:33,016 And after years of experimentation, 538 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:35,437 I've come up with a neat trick. 539 00:20:36,574 --> 00:20:38,828 The old double sock. 540 00:20:38,912 --> 00:20:40,898 - Declan, it is a travesty that your genius 541 00:20:40,982 --> 00:20:42,752 has yet to be recognized. 542 00:20:43,755 --> 00:20:45,875 - Don't let them put you in a box. 543 00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:46,877 [Zombies growling] 544 00:20:46,961 --> 00:20:48,430 PERSON: Go. 545 00:20:49,701 --> 00:20:51,854 - I'll try. 546 00:20:51,938 --> 00:20:54,860 And I'll bowl. 547 00:20:54,944 --> 00:20:57,114 But I am gonna wear my own shoes. 548 00:20:59,887 --> 00:21:00,905 PERSON: Final round. 549 00:21:00,989 --> 00:21:02,708 [Zombies roaring] 550 00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:05,213 [weapons blasting] 551 00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:06,583 New high score. 552 00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:09,222 SHANE: Colored balls. Why are they all that color? 553 00:21:09,306 --> 00:21:10,992 'Cause a green one might be nice 554 00:21:11,076 --> 00:21:12,562 and then a stripe down the middle. 555 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,933 NINA: [breathing heavily] 556 00:21:15,017 --> 00:21:16,369 ROXANNE: Shane, what is she doing? 557 00:21:16,453 --> 00:21:17,806 Where are her shoes? 558 00:21:17,890 --> 00:21:19,826 - I am self-actualizing. 559 00:21:20,762 --> 00:21:23,316 [Groans] 560 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,203 [people cheering] 561 00:21:29,378 --> 00:21:30,532 [bowling pins clatter] 562 00:21:30,616 --> 00:21:31,700 DECLAN: Hooray! 563 00:21:31,784 --> 00:21:34,272 SHANE: Yay! DECLAN: [laughs] 564 00:21:34,356 --> 00:21:36,309 SHANE: Yay! 565 00:21:36,393 --> 00:21:37,545 You got a strike. 566 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:40,083 Amazing. 567 00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:43,156 SINGER: ♪ Friends like these, who needs enemies ♪ 568 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,728 - Marvelous. Bloody marvelous. 569 00:21:45,812 --> 00:21:48,300 [Laughter] 570 00:21:48,384 --> 00:21:50,403 [Former Champ's "Beginner's Luck"] 571 00:21:50,487 --> 00:21:53,577 ♪ Picked a fight with a quarterback ♪ 572 00:21:53,661 --> 00:21:57,017 ♪ Maybe I had something to do with it ♪ 573 00:21:57,101 --> 00:22:00,875 ♪ Germany, they got a word for it ♪ 574 00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:08,641 EVIE: Hi. NINA: Hiya. 575 00:22:08,725 --> 00:22:09,943 - I left you some pasta. 576 00:22:10,027 --> 00:22:11,429 NINA: Thank you. 577 00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:14,485 [Clears throat] 578 00:22:14,569 --> 00:22:15,855 - How was your night? 579 00:22:15,939 --> 00:22:17,959 - Yeah, um, it was good. 580 00:22:18,043 --> 00:22:20,665 I...killed a bunch of zombies. 581 00:22:20,749 --> 00:22:23,069 And then I got a strike. 582 00:22:23,153 --> 00:22:24,338 And I talked to my colleagues 583 00:22:24,422 --> 00:22:26,944 about how tired they are all the time. 584 00:22:27,028 --> 00:22:28,931 - Sounds like a mad one. NINA: Mm. 585 00:22:30,702 --> 00:22:32,822 [Muffled] Oh, my God. 586 00:22:32,906 --> 00:22:35,427 Evie, this is so good! 587 00:22:35,511 --> 00:22:36,796 - I know, right? 588 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,066 - He makes good pasta. 589 00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:39,469 EVIE: Yeah. 590 00:22:39,553 --> 00:22:42,224 [Laughter] 591 00:22:43,828 --> 00:22:45,681 I'm really sorry about earlier. 592 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:47,117 Dinner and everything. 593 00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:50,775 I think it was probably a bit too much too soon. 594 00:22:54,449 --> 00:22:57,103 - As much as I think it's unhinged 595 00:22:57,187 --> 00:23:00,845 and that Mum and Dad have lost their absolute minds, 596 00:23:00,929 --> 00:23:06,356 if you want me to get on board with your wedding, then... 597 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:07,692 I'll do it. 598 00:23:07,776 --> 00:23:09,863 I'll do it for you, Evie. 599 00:23:09,947 --> 00:23:11,633 - I'd really like that. 600 00:23:11,717 --> 00:23:14,171 - OK. 601 00:23:14,255 --> 00:23:16,242 And... 602 00:23:16,326 --> 00:23:19,081 I'll make an effort with Ranesh. 603 00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:23,791 Even though he is arguably the most irritating man alive. 604 00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:24,993 - Oh, Nina. 605 00:23:25,077 --> 00:23:26,730 You remembered his name. 606 00:23:26,814 --> 00:23:28,266 RANESH: Neens. - [Inhales sharply] 607 00:23:28,350 --> 00:23:30,203 RANESH: You're back from conquering your Everest. 608 00:23:30,287 --> 00:23:31,840 NINA: Hello! - Hi! 609 00:23:31,924 --> 00:23:34,144 NINA: Your pasta slaps. 610 00:23:34,228 --> 00:23:36,015 - Great. [Chuckles] 611 00:23:36,099 --> 00:23:37,251 Did you ask her yet? 612 00:23:37,335 --> 00:23:39,305 - Oh, yeah. Um... 613 00:23:41,209 --> 00:23:43,363 [Exhales sharply] OK, Nina, 614 00:23:43,447 --> 00:23:46,047 there's something that I wanted to talk to you about. 615 00:23:47,121 --> 00:23:48,573 OK, as you know, 616 00:23:48,657 --> 00:23:51,312 I love Mad Amber and Lulu and Luella and Lara. 617 00:23:51,396 --> 00:23:52,748 They're, like, the best girls ever, 618 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:54,382 and I'd literally die for them. 619 00:23:54,402 --> 00:23:56,656 But they've only known me for a wee bit of time. 620 00:23:56,740 --> 00:23:58,092 And there's someone else, 621 00:23:58,176 --> 00:24:00,999 someone who's... Pretty spectacular 622 00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:04,021 who's known me for my whole life. 623 00:24:09,398 --> 00:24:11,118 - Who? - You, you numpty. 624 00:24:11,202 --> 00:24:12,556 - Oh. EVIE: [chuckles] 625 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,609 So, Nina... 626 00:24:16,213 --> 00:24:18,349 Will you be my maid of honor? 627 00:24:21,757 --> 00:24:22,675 - Yeah. 628 00:24:22,759 --> 00:24:23,809 - Yeah? You'll do it? 629 00:24:23,861 --> 00:24:24,846 - Yeah. RANESH: Yes. 630 00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:25,982 She said yes. 631 00:24:26,066 --> 00:24:27,316 I heard yes. She said yes. 632 00:24:27,367 --> 00:24:28,353 That was a yes. - She said it. [squeals] 633 00:24:28,437 --> 00:24:30,390 - Nina. - Oh, my God! 634 00:24:30,474 --> 00:24:31,960 - [Laughs] 635 00:24:32,044 --> 00:24:33,363 - Oh, my God. - Yes. I predicted it. 636 00:24:33,447 --> 00:24:35,133 EVIE: You can choose the hen do. 637 00:24:35,217 --> 00:24:36,703 RANESH: You could do bowling if you like that now, yes? 638 00:24:36,787 --> 00:24:38,139 EVIE: There's gonna be dress fittings, cake, flowers. 639 00:24:38,223 --> 00:24:39,441 We can do makeup trials, hair trials... 640 00:24:39,525 --> 00:24:41,079 RANESH: Loads of flowers. EVIE: All trials. 641 00:24:41,163 --> 00:24:42,682 You should get your bangs back. Twins. 642 00:24:42,766 --> 00:24:44,285 RANESH: You could pick fidget spinners for the table. 643 00:24:44,369 --> 00:24:46,469 We want it to be a fully inclusive wedding. 644 00:24:46,473 --> 00:24:47,859 EVIE: It's gonna be so much fun. 645 00:24:47,943 --> 00:24:49,743 RANESH: So much fun. The bestest fun. 646 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:51,080 The bestest much fun ever. 647 00:24:51,116 --> 00:24:52,434 EVIE: This is the best day of my life. 648 00:24:52,518 --> 00:24:53,871 Best sister ever! 649 00:24:53,955 --> 00:24:55,405 [Camera Obscura's "Teenager"] 650 00:24:55,458 --> 00:25:00,016 SINGER: ♪ I went for a stroll after dark ♪ 651 00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:02,420 ♪ ♪ 652 00:25:02,504 --> 00:25:07,732 ♪ I thought of you and her while staring at the black ♪ 653 00:25:07,816 --> 00:25:09,669 ♪ ♪ 654 00:25:09,753 --> 00:25:16,315 ♪ I didn't have you down for being easily led ♪ 655 00:25:16,399 --> 00:25:19,556 ♪ The girl well-read ♪ 656 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:24,181 ♪ ♪